I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out under a car. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement. here
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe that just happened. Seriously, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?